An online savings account. I have no applied for five, and each one arrives at that magic moment and then says hey! Now, we need you to call this number and verify (Whatever).<\/p>\n
Look: I dislike people, OK? I dislike talking on the phone because I have to do so all blasted day and when I’m at home I try to avoid answering the phone altogether. Do you think I tried to open an online account because I am anxious to be charmed by your personality? I did not. I tried to open an online account because anytime I do not have to deal with a human being in retail I prefer to do so. If I can go to a cashierless checkout line, I always do. If I can go anywhere that allows me to avoid human contact, I do. People are assholes, in case you haven’t noticed, and my patience for them is wearing thin. I do what I can to retain some semblance of sociability, but the fact of the matter is, I would rather deal with people at arms length, or online, than talk to them on the phone. The list of people I want to see and talk to and hear from in person is a very small and elite one, and bank fucktard and it’s minions are NOT ON IT. Just leave me alone. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
An online savings account. I have no applied for five, and each one arrives at that magic moment and then says hey! Now, we need you to call this number and verify (Whatever). Look: I dislike people, OK? I dislike talking on the phone because I have to do so all blasted day and when […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6309"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6309"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6309\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}