{"id":6319,"date":"2014-03-23T05:00:49","date_gmt":"2014-03-23T10:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6319"},"modified":"2014-03-23T05:00:49","modified_gmt":"2014-03-23T10:00:49","slug":"walking-the-dog-walking-the-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6319","title":{"rendered":"Walking the dog! Walking the dog!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>With apologies to Rob Halford and Mike Judge<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Took the Beagle for about a 1 mile stroll around the neighborhood this evening, in the ongoing effort to get us both a bit more exercise. <\/p>\n<p>of course the dog chose the one house where there were people watching us out the front window to take a shit. <\/p>\n<p>And then took off after a squirrel, which caused the leash hand to be jammed hard into a rusty mailbox.<br \/>\nSo I&#8217;m limping and bleeding and carrying a walmart bag of poop down the street being dragged by an excitable beagle. <\/p>\n<p>Still, I found a $20 on the ground where a big pile of snow had melted, so it wasn&#8217;t a complete loss. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With apologies to Rob Halford and Mike Judge Took the Beagle for about a 1 mile stroll around the neighborhood this evening, in the ongoing effort to get us both a bit more exercise. of course the dog chose the one house where there were people watching us out the front window to take a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6319"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}