{"id":6348,"date":"2014-04-11T05:00:17","date_gmt":"2014-04-11T10:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6348"},"modified":"2014-04-11T05:00:17","modified_gmt":"2014-04-11T10:00:17","slug":"i-have-not-had-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6348","title":{"rendered":"I have not had"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>a spoonful of ice cream or a frappe or a frozen treat of any kind since the beginning of lent. This has been as much fun for me as giving breech birth to a flaming porcupine. So to tone down the burning hunger I <strike>sacrifice a marmoset to the twin gods Ben and Jerry <\/strike> occasionally buy a box of good and plenty.  Good and plenty is my go to candy outside Chocolate, and I barely do any of that anymore. <\/p>\n<p>Did you know that good and plenty is bloody hard to fine in normal size? Almost all of it comes in those damend movie theater crates, and I have no more business eating that than the man in the moon. And since I am a fairly typical guy, and serving size is &#8216;When the fucking container is empty&#8217;, I won&#8217;t buy the big box.<\/p>\n<p>And then I discovered that the small box is the same damned price as the big box almost everywhere. sons of bitches. I&#8217;m gonna have to put it into single serving bags. <\/p>\n<p>Also. Black licorice is a laxative, it turns out. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a spoonful of ice cream or a frappe or a frozen treat of any kind since the beginning of lent. This has been as much fun for me as giving breech birth to a flaming porcupine. So to tone down the burning hunger I sacrifice a marmoset to the twin gods Ben and Jerry occasionally [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6348"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6348\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}