{"id":6367,"date":"2014-04-21T05:00:23","date_gmt":"2014-04-21T10:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6367"},"modified":"2014-04-21T05:00:23","modified_gmt":"2014-04-21T10:00:23","slug":"there-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6367","title":{"rendered":"There is"},"content":{"rendered":"

reasonably broad line between “Easter finery” and “Dowdy”, and a lot of women cross it before their bodies require that they do. <\/p>\n

There are a couple of broad lines between “Easter finery” and “Hoor”, and I’m still amazed at the number of people who can’t figure that out. And there isn’t any age limit on the latter, either, sheesh. <\/p>\n

The daughter’s Prom meeting was last week. We went through all the line items including dress code, and the dress code would be a really nice guide for Easter dresses: Demure, bare arms and legs to just below the knee, no visible cleavage for or aft, and no visible back skin. <\/p>\n

The wife and the oglet did this on a budget, and along with many of the ladies at church yesterday were smoking hot stunning. <\/p>\n

You don’t have to look like a lap dance girl to be attractive, and it’s kinda inappropriate in church, OK?<\/p>\n

Otherwise, the priest was awesome and the mass was the best Easter mass I’ve been to in ten years at least. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

reasonably broad line between “Easter finery” and “Dowdy”, and a lot of women cross it before their bodies require that they do. There are a couple of broad lines between “Easter finery” and “Hoor”, and I’m still amazed at the number of people who can’t figure that out. And there isn’t any age limit on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6367"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6367\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}