{"id":6381,"date":"2014-05-02T13:55:02","date_gmt":"2014-05-02T18:55:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6381"},"modified":"2014-05-02T13:55:02","modified_gmt":"2014-05-02T18:55:02","slug":"the-sploder-barely-started-last-night-as-i-went-to-leave-the-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6381","title":{"rendered":"The Sploder barely started last night as i went to leave the office."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And didn&#8217;t start at all when I got in after getting gas last night. <\/p>\n<p>So I asked the gas station owner if he had one of those little jumpstarty things, but he did not. And when I went back out, another patron who had heard my plight had met me in the lot with his car, and got me started, so I drove right to Autozone and put in a new battery.<\/p>\n<p>It was nice to have someone just come right up and offer to help. It restores your faith in humanity. THIS is why I always do the same sort of thing for others. For the first time in my life, it paid off for me. <\/p>\n<p>Giving him a blowjob would probably just have been too much. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And didn&#8217;t start at all when I got in after getting gas last night. So I asked the gas station owner if he had one of those little jumpstarty things, but he did not. And when I went back out, another patron who had heard my plight had met me in the lot with his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6381"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}