{"id":6389,"date":"2014-05-07T21:17:55","date_gmt":"2014-05-08T02:17:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6389"},"modified":"2014-05-07T21:17:55","modified_gmt":"2014-05-08T02:17:55","slug":"what-kind-of-an-idiot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6389","title":{"rendered":"What kind of an idiot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>takes a baby in a bay carier out of her car, and PLACES IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET IN FRONT OF THE CAR? WITH THE BABY SLEEPING INSIDE?  Trick question. Apparently women in the local apartment complex do. <\/p>\n<p>I despair of my fellow human. <\/p>\n<p>In other news the daughter&#8217;s sploder has some kind of muffler or tailpipe leak, and needs an emissions inspection soon, and the wife&#8217;s car just seems to have puked another alternator. Some days I really don&#8217;t want to be me, but I can&#8217;t get anyone else who will do it. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>takes a baby in a bay carier out of her car, and PLACES IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET IN FRONT OF THE CAR? WITH THE BABY SLEEPING INSIDE? Trick question. Apparently women in the local apartment complex do. I despair of my fellow human. In other news the daughter&#8217;s sploder has some kind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6389"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}