{"id":640,"date":"2006-01-07T09:21:02","date_gmt":"2006-01-07T14:21:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=640"},"modified":"2006-01-07T09:21:02","modified_gmt":"2006-01-07T14:21:02","slug":"welcome-truthites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=640","title":{"rendered":"Welcome, Truthites!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those who may have met me for the first time at the friday Summit of Truth, or those who I will meet Sunday at the schiznits at fritz&#8217;s,  welcome! Rather than read through the whole dreck of this site, let me direct you to the good stuff: Why I don&#8217;t drink part <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/000405.html\">one<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/000407.html\">two<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Some Crapblogging. Careful, <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/000334.html\">these<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/000345.html\">are<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/000356.html\">not<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/000362.html\">pretty,<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/000385.html\">as<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/000393.html\">a<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/000404.html\">general<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/000426.html\">rule<\/a>. <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/000441.html\">Really.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Also remember, <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/000446.html\">scatology need not involve poop<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Then there are the traffic rants. <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/000123.html\">This <\/a>is the most vitriol filled one. <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/000058.html\">There<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/000022.html\">are <\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/000285.html\">plenty<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/000470.html\">more.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Things <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/000549.html\">I&#8217;ve<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/000553.html\">learned<\/a><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a random sampling. If you like that read more. Still, those should be cause enough for a restraining order.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those who may have met me for the first time at the friday Summit of Truth, or those who I will meet Sunday at the schiznits at fritz&#8217;s, welcome! Rather than read through the whole dreck of this site, let me direct you to the good stuff: Why I don&#8217;t drink part one and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=640"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}