{"id":6426,"date":"2014-05-28T09:37:47","date_gmt":"2014-05-28T14:37:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6426"},"modified":"2014-05-28T09:37:47","modified_gmt":"2014-05-28T14:37:47","slug":"i-guess-theres-a-lid-for-every-pot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6426","title":{"rendered":"I guess there’s a lid for every pot."},"content":{"rendered":"

I have to admit that I love to surf Craigslist- the jobs section is often amazing, but the personals, like the old personals in the Chicago Reader- are a source of some considerable amusement. Witness: <\/p>\n

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/Mime Fantasy\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ – w4m – 21
\nI’m really embarrassed to do this but it’s my best shot at fulfilling a long time fantasy of mime. I’m fit and flirty and looking for someone who will keep their clothes on (optional mime costume). I can host, but I would need like complete silence. I want authentic miming. In my fantasy we meet at my place, and then you improv mime ravage me. We mime a few positions, and then you maybe pretend to be stuck in a glass box and then leave. I’m open to ideas, but no actual sex. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’m not sure what happens in your life that causes this to be what trips your trigger, but I’m damned if I will judge, just hope she finds what she’s looking for. Suppose mom and dad were watching Silent Movie<\/a> when she was created? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have to admit that I love to surf Craigslist- the jobs section is often amazing, but the personals, like the old personals in the Chicago Reader- are a source of some considerable amusement. Witness: \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/Mime Fantasy\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ – w4m – 21 I’m really embarrassed to do this but it’s my best shot at fulfilling a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6426"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6426\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}