Seem to have caught some chest-cold thing from the wife. No deep sleep last night. but lots of dreams. <\/p>\n
I bred a bunch of tribble-like chickens that could derive nutrients from the air. No legs, no wings, no beak, just a healthy set of nostrils and small, almost vestigial eyes. Naturally happy creatures. Anything made them happy- gravity, immobility, being thrown up against a wall. They were quite content to sit on a windowsill and lay a string of yolkless eggs day after day. Sort of a modern day Schmoo<\/a>. They purred like kittens.<\/p>\n I found they could be hypnotized by showing them a yellow flower, or even a picture of a yellow flower. They could then be shipped via mail anywhere in the world. I was sending them to Africa by the crateload. You could make them procreate by rubbing their ass on your sweaty armpit, they’d lay a fertile egg every time you did that. Leave the egg on a windowsill, and you had another chicken-tribble. I never did come up with a name for them. Steve Buschemi figured prominently in the dream for reasons I did not and do not understand. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Seem to have caught some chest-cold thing from the wife. No deep sleep last night. but lots of dreams. I bred a bunch of tribble-like chickens that could derive nutrients from the air. No legs, no wings, no beak, just a healthy set of nostrils and small, almost vestigial eyes. Naturally happy creatures. Anything made […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6429"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6429"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6429\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}