{"id":6455,"date":"2014-06-17T05:00:59","date_gmt":"2014-06-17T10:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6455"},"modified":"2014-06-17T05:00:59","modified_gmt":"2014-06-17T10:00:59","slug":"those-moments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6455","title":{"rendered":"Those moments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you have the right word on the tip of your tongue?<br \/>\nWorse even when you&#8217;re dealing with another language. <\/p>\n<p>The truck I was following had a back brake dragging, and as I pulled alongside I watched it burst into actual flames. I honked and the driver rolled down his window. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re on fire!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Que?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Fire! Fire!&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>He smiles and mimes a gun pointed at his cab ceiling- &#8220;Bang Bang!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m temporarily at a loss because I can&#8217;t remember the Spanish for Fire. &#8220;Mucho caliente!&#8221; I holler and he mimes wiping his brow. &#8220;Si!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oy. Finally it comes to me. &#8220;Fuego! Fuego!&#8221; I point to the back of his truck. he looks in the rearview and screams- his left back is engulfed. He parks the truck and runs to the back with a fire extinguisher the size of a beercan. A cop is pulling up behind him, and the light changes, so I move on. I never did find out what happened but on my way back there wasn&#8217;t a big flaming truck, so I assume he got it out. <\/p>\n<p>Summer has come to the Midwest. Jean Sheperd accurately described it as a 500 lb woman on a camp stool; moist and oppressive. I thank the Lord for the work of Mr Carrier, and the men who bring the oil and coal and uranium out of the ground so we can enjoy that cool. <\/p>\n<p>So long as we can, we should be enjoying it.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you have the right word on the tip of your tongue? Worse even when you&#8217;re dealing with another language. The truck I was following had a back brake dragging, and as I pulled alongside I watched it burst into actual flames. I honked and the driver rolled down his window. &#8220;You&#8217;re on fire!&#8221; &#8220;Que?&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6455"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6455"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6455\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}