{"id":6550,"date":"2014-08-07T08:48:46","date_gmt":"2014-08-07T13:48:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6550"},"modified":"2014-08-07T09:06:16","modified_gmt":"2014-08-07T14:06:16","slug":"pre-caffienation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6550","title":{"rendered":"Pre-caffienation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tried (failed) to get to work early today, as I have a big pile of shit stacked up for me. <\/p>\n<p>Woke rather early to dress, and grabbed stuff in the dark to dress outside the room so as not to wake the Ogwife.<\/p>\n<p>So I arrived in the (home)office with two pairs of socks and two pairs of pants. <\/p>\n<p>Went back in with the bundle of clothes, came back out with two pairs of drawers and two shirts. <\/p>\n<p>Put down ONE of the pair of drawers and ONE of the shirts and finally came out of the bedroom with a pair of pants and a pair of socks. <\/p>\n<p>This is the kind of shit that keeps the Derp in neanDERPundit. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tried (failed) to get to work early today, as I have a big pile of shit stacked up for me. Woke rather early to dress, and grabbed stuff in the dark to dress outside the room so as not to wake the Ogwife. So I arrived in the (home)office with two pairs of socks and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6550"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6550"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6550\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}