{"id":6557,"date":"2014-08-12T07:06:52","date_gmt":"2014-08-12T12:06:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6557"},"modified":"2014-08-12T07:06:52","modified_gmt":"2014-08-12T12:06:52","slug":"why-so-early","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6557","title":{"rendered":"Why so early?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Says the Ogwife, as i prepare to hit the road in the wee hours.<br \/>\n&#8220;I must&#8221; i say, placing my hand on her shoulder.&#8221;Out there, someone is bitching despite being able to answer their own question by simply reading the manual. Someone who wont be bothered to do their job is complaining i didnt do mine. Millions of voices cry &#8220;Derp!&#8221; And i alone can silence them. &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, dont get any on you&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Says the Ogwife, as i prepare to hit the road in the wee hours. &#8220;I must&#8221; i say, placing my hand on her shoulder.&#8221;Out there, someone is bitching despite being able to answer their own question by simply reading the manual. Someone who wont be bothered to do their job is complaining i didnt do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6557"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}