{"id":6575,"date":"2014-08-24T05:33:36","date_gmt":"2014-08-24T10:33:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6575"},"modified":"2014-08-24T06:42:59","modified_gmt":"2014-08-24T11:42:59","slug":"alright-then","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6575","title":{"rendered":"Alllllllrighty then."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, naked flaming subterannean tallbike jousting is now a thing. <img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image6574\" src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/unnamed.jpg\" alt=\"unnamed.jpg\" height=300\/><\/p>\n<p>Ohhh.Kayy.<\/p>\n<p>In honesty I couldn&#8217;t figure out how to arrange those adjectives, and I&#8217;m still not sure I got it right. Does subterranean come before naked, or does naked come first? <\/p>\n<p>ETA: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=s4LovOqgLs8\">Portland.<\/a> Nevermind. Now I <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/lH3AYeHOV9M\">completely understand<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, naked flaming subterannean tallbike jousting is now a thing. Ohhh.Kayy. In honesty I couldn&#8217;t figure out how to arrange those adjectives, and I&#8217;m still not sure I got it right. Does subterranean come before naked, or does naked come first? ETA: Portland. Nevermind. Now I completely understand.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6575"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}