{"id":6604,"date":"2014-09-14T13:07:19","date_gmt":"2014-09-14T18:07:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6604"},"modified":"2014-09-14T13:07:19","modified_gmt":"2014-09-14T18:07:19","slug":"swaggage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6604","title":{"rendered":"Swaggage!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"swag.jpg\" class=\"imagelink\" href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/swag.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image6603\" alt=\"swag.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/swag.jpg\" \/height=300><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;d be amazed at the shit they give out at big money trade shows. And the coolest shit is, often enough, given out by small companies. Can cozies. Tape measures. Screwdriver sets. USB drives. Four ounce cans of Tap Magic. Stress toys including a fleet of airplanes (These are from Indocharter) foam nuts\/bolts, hard hats, sheep, diamonds, etc. <\/p>\n<p>And pens, and pencils, and there would be a huge mound of candy if we hadn&#8217;t just grazed our way through the show. <\/p>\n<p>Some of this will go off in a care package to the Oglet at school, a lot of the pens will go with the wife as her customers steal hers all the time. The TapMagic, of course, is mine. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;d be amazed at the shit they give out at big money trade shows. And the coolest shit is, often enough, given out by small companies. Can cozies. Tape measures. Screwdriver sets. USB drives. Four ounce cans of Tap Magic. Stress toys including a fleet of airplanes (These are from Indocharter) foam nuts\/bolts, hard hats, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6604"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6604"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6604\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}