{"id":6650,"date":"2014-10-22T07:59:50","date_gmt":"2014-10-22T12:59:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6650"},"modified":"2014-10-22T07:59:50","modified_gmt":"2014-10-22T12:59:50","slug":"see-this-honey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6650","title":{"rendered":"See this honey?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Its a turn signal. I expect its presence in your car is something of a mystery to you. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, when there are four car lengths ahead of you, and i turn mine on, it is to signal my intention to occupy one of those empty spots. <\/p>\n<p>It is not your signal to finally decide to stop farding and put the metal down and close up that gap. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway did you notice  how me and my $400 truck just kept coming, and you had to slam on the brakes in your new cts to keep it out of my ass, honking the whole time? Only takes a tiny bit of courtesy to avoid all that drama. Of course, courtesy is as foreign to you, no doubt, as your turn signal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Its a turn signal. I expect its presence in your car is something of a mystery to you. Anyway, when there are four car lengths ahead of you, and i turn mine on, it is to signal my intention to occupy one of those empty spots. It is not your signal to finally decide to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6650"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6650"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6650\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}