{"id":666,"date":"2006-01-21T07:59:59","date_gmt":"2006-01-21T12:59:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=666"},"modified":"2006-01-21T07:59:59","modified_gmt":"2006-01-21T12:59:59","slug":"when-it-rains","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=666","title":{"rendered":"When it rains"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It pours- or it was sure pouring here last night at Chez Og. A horrible pelting rainstorm turned into sleet and snow late in the evening. Normally, I&#8217;d be inside unconcerned about this, but not so last night, as I was OUTSIDE IN IT with a DEAD BATTERY IN THE TRUCK.<\/p>\n<p>Nephew got out of a warm bed and came to give me a jump, redeeming himself for a lot of past sins. Then I came home and tested electrical systems till I was blue, and finally put a charger on the truck. Turns out the battery won&#8217;t hold a charge, I think maybe I lost a plate or had a dead cell. Got a solid 12 volts but no amperage to speak of, certainly not enough to start the Exploder. So i think to myself, the battery can&#8217;t be but a year or two old, I need to get that replaced. I pull the receipt from the side of the battery, and discover the battery is in fact five years old, out of warranty.<\/p>\n<p>Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a bananna.<\/p>\n<p>So I go BACK out in the freezing pelting sleet to Wally World to grab myself a batry, then swap out the deader. At eleven I finaly have the new batry buttoned into the sploder and take it for a test drive.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s unusual as hell for a batry to die off so quickly, and so suddenly, but I&#8217;ll just assume it was waiting for the most miserable weather moment.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, well. I&#8217;ll have my cables in the back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It pours- or it was sure pouring here last night at Chez Og. A horrible pelting rainstorm turned into sleet and snow late in the evening. Normally, I&#8217;d be inside unconcerned about this, but not so last night, as I was OUTSIDE IN IT with a DEAD BATTERY IN THE TRUCK. Nephew got out of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=666"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}