{"id":6673,"date":"2014-11-07T10:44:17","date_gmt":"2014-11-07T15:44:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6673"},"modified":"2014-11-07T10:44:17","modified_gmt":"2014-11-07T15:44:17","slug":"is-the-little-dog-gonna-be-ok-uncle-lair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6673","title":{"rendered":"Is the little dog gonna be OK, Uncle Lair?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So last weekend, my dear old friend and confidant Mlle Jenny is on her way to Road Atlanta, where she is a timekeeper, does all the tough work of making sure everyone\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s every second is counted. <\/p>\n<p>And on the way her co-worker, who is driving, says \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oh! I think I hit a dog!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d they hear a thump but it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s too dark and too late to do much about it, and Jenny doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t see anything, they drive on. <\/p>\n<p>Sometime later they go to the drive up at a mcDonalds for breakfast. And arrive in the dark at the racetrack, unload their equipment,  get set up. And the driver returns to the car for something he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s forgotten, to see this:<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image6672\" alt=scgnauzer.bmp src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/scgnauzer.bmp\" height=300><\/p>\n<p>The luckiest Schnauzer on the planet. <\/p>\n<p>A little cold and probably shaken but basically unharmed, the Schnauzer is reunited with it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s owner the very next day, and it is discovered that said schnauzer and it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s brother slipped the leash and ran off; no sign of the brother yet, but this one is home safe now. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So last weekend, my dear old friend and confidant Mlle Jenny is on her way to Road Atlanta, where she is a timekeeper, does all the tough work of making sure everyone\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s every second is counted. And on the way her co-worker, who is driving, says \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oh! I think I hit a dog!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d they hear [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6673"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6673"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6673\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}