{"id":6675,"date":"2014-11-09T06:55:50","date_gmt":"2014-11-09T11:55:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6675"},"modified":"2014-11-09T06:55:50","modified_gmt":"2014-11-09T11:55:50","slug":"years-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6675","title":{"rendered":"Years back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I spent some time in Ohio, where there is a large Japanese population. And sumo on TV all the time. I loved it. Sumo is the one martial art I am perfectly suited for, and if I but had knees and I was fourteen I might well have found a stable and joined up. <\/p>\n<p>Well, no. <\/p>\n<p>But wouldn&#8217;t it be fun to see a fat snow white cracker lifting his leg up over his head and stomping out demons? Sure, there have been American sumo like <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Akebono_Tar%C5%8D\">Akebono<\/a>, (No relation to sonnybono) but he was at least mostly Polynesian. I mean a guy like me who never leaves the house without long sleeves, who has skin like the underside of a channel cat, wearing a big Mawashi, my pimply buttcheeks on display for all to see. <\/p>\n<p>The bleach is under the kitchen sink next to the window cleaner. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I spent some time in Ohio, where there is a large Japanese population. And sumo on TV all the time. I loved it. Sumo is the one martial art I am perfectly suited for, and if I but had knees and I was fourteen I might well have found a stable and joined up. Well, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6675"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6675"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6675\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}