{"id":6696,"date":"2014-11-24T09:33:06","date_gmt":"2014-11-24T14:33:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6696"},"modified":"2014-11-24T10:24:23","modified_gmt":"2014-11-24T15:24:23","slug":"male-privelege-rocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6696","title":{"rendered":"Male privelege rocks."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some smooth mouthed little metrosexual castrati at <a href=\"http:\/\/time.com\/3595497\/man-spreaders-men-legs-new-york-subway\/\">Time Magazine<\/a> is whining about how icky awful men spread their legs when they sit down, and how it&#8217;s the ultimate symbol of a male dominated society. <\/p>\n<p>Well, honey, I got news for you. I have a nutsack two thirds the size of your head, and i ain&#8217;t crushing it for anybody, let alone some little <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=cbt\">CBT<\/a> junkie like you.  You probably don&#8217;t encounter too many actual men in your life; they don&#8217;t hang around femdom salons bound hand and foot waiting to be <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Urethral_sounding\">sounded<\/a>.  If you see a man on the subway, and he&#8217;s &#8220;Manspreading&#8221;, I highly suggest you engage in a practice called <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lordosis_behavior\">&#8220;Lordosis&#8221;<\/a> or &#8220;presenting&#8221;. If he realizes that you&#8217;re in effect weak and completely non threatening, maybe he won&#8217;t exit the train wearing your ears around his neck on a string made from your sartorius muscle. <\/p>\n<p>Those of us out here who still have balls, and still use them, are not only not interested in what you have to say, because you&#8217;re a moron, but we intend to break free of the oppression by the cuntriarchy and spread our legs where and when we want. Shit, I may just start wearing a kilt. I demand wider airline seats too. <\/p>\n<p>H\/T <a href=\"http:\/\/pascalfervor.blogspot.com\/\">Pascal<\/a>, of course. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some smooth mouthed little metrosexual castrati at Time Magazine is whining about how icky awful men spread their legs when they sit down, and how it&#8217;s the ultimate symbol of a male dominated society. Well, honey, I got news for you. I have a nutsack two thirds the size of your head, and i ain&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6696"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6696\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}