{"id":6710,"date":"2014-12-05T11:42:50","date_gmt":"2014-12-05T16:42:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6710"},"modified":"2014-12-05T11:42:50","modified_gmt":"2014-12-05T16:42:50","slug":"beetho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6710","title":{"rendered":"BEETHO!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In Burroughs \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Western lands\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he describes a type of\u00c2\u00a0Assassin who is trained to act on the mention of a specific word \u00e2\u20ac\u0153beetho\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. An Assassin would ingratiate himself into the company of his intended victim or victims, and at some point a visitor would yell \u00e2\u20ac\u0153beetho!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d which would subliminally activate the assassin and cause him to kill everyone in the room.\u00c2\u00a0 The beetho caller would yell his magic word and bugout quick lest he be among the chosen.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>So many times, I wish this were not fiction. So many times I want to walk into a roomful of people and yell \u00e2\u20ac\u0153BEETHO!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. And\u00c2\u00a0today\u00c2\u00a0may be no different.\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0When management sends you an invitation to a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Company gathering\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and then gets pissed off when everyone declines, and then makes the gathering mandatory, that is a surefire way to raise morale. Definitely. Yeppers.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Burroughs \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Western lands\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he describes a type of\u00c2\u00a0Assassin who is trained to act on the mention of a specific word \u00e2\u20ac\u0153beetho\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. An Assassin would ingratiate himself into the company of his intended victim or victims, and at some point a visitor would yell \u00e2\u20ac\u0153beetho!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d which would subliminally activate the assassin and cause him to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6710"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6710\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}