in conversation during my regular High & Tight last night, says “I can always tell when a guy has a yappy wife”.<\/p>\n
me: “His ears are bleeding?”
\nJoe: “No, hairy. A guy has a wife won’t shut the fuck up, his ears are hairy as a french woman’s armpits.”
\nme: “Really!”
\nJoe: Yeah. I been a barber 50 years and it’s always true. A guy has hairy ears,I ask him, you got a yappy wife? Every time he says ‘Jesus is she ever!'”
\nme: “Joe, you’ve done a great service to science.”
\nJoe: “I don’t know about that. I just know the body is smart, and it tries to close off those holes where the pain is coming through”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
in conversation during my regular High & Tight last night, says “I can always tell when a guy has a yappy wife”. me: “His ears are bleeding?” Joe: “No, hairy. A guy has a wife won’t shut the fuck up, his ears are hairy as a french woman’s armpits.” me: “Really!” Joe: Yeah. I been […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6864"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6864"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6866,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6864\/revisions\/6866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}