{"id":690,"date":"2006-02-05T21:01:01","date_gmt":"2006-02-06T02:01:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=690"},"modified":"2006-02-05T21:01:01","modified_gmt":"2006-02-06T02:01:01","slug":"the-spectacle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=690","title":{"rendered":"The spectacle!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The gridiron! The running! The blocking! the dogshit on the field!<\/p>\n<p><em>what? <\/em><\/p>\n<p>I am of course referring to the <a href=\"http:\/\/animal.discovery.com\/convergence\/puppybowl\/puppybowl.html\">Puppy Bowl<\/a>, which the ogwife and oglet watched during the afternoon. It&#8217;s a good time if you like dogs. And hate sports that don&#8217;t result in dinner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The gridiron! The running! The blocking! the dogshit on the field! what? I am of course referring to the Puppy Bowl, which the ogwife and oglet watched during the afternoon. It&#8217;s a good time if you like dogs. And hate sports that don&#8217;t result in dinner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-690","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=690"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}