Woke up in a panic yesterday morning mostly due to the coricidin I took last night to get some sleep- I have zero tolerance for most of that crap but I needed the sleep. As it was, stiffness and soreness exacerbated my paranoia, until I finally became so tired, I thought, fuckit, I’m going to die or I’m not, so I laid down to get some sleep. A grumbling ensued that sounded- literally- like two angry cats in a pillowcase. The pressure on my diaphragm that I had been sure was a sign of an impending grabber began to recede, and the growling and gurgling accelerated apace.<\/p>\n
And I ripped off the longest fart in memory. I mean, it wasn’t a big boomer, my shit\/fart detector circuits were on full alert,so I just let it sneak out, but it lasted what, for me, is a record: I rolled over and watched the clock, and I farted continuously for 3 minutes and 42 seconds.<\/p>\n
And then I had to get up and leave the room. <\/p>\n
Eventually, the evil dissipated, but whatever the combination of nastiness was that caused this, better out than in. Oy. Hope this morning goes better. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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