{"id":6977,"date":"2015-02-06T05:00:15","date_gmt":"2015-02-06T10:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6977"},"modified":"2015-02-05T22:29:28","modified_gmt":"2015-02-06T03:29:28","slug":"it-comes-as-no-surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6977","title":{"rendered":"It comes as no surprise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>to anyone who knows me that I have gotten grouchier as I have aged, and I seem to be reaching some vertical asymptote, beyond which even my grouchiness cannot prevail. <\/p>\n<p>Because of this I value my friends all the more, because they understand my grouchiness and accomodate it. <\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, I am beset on all sides by the rankest most amateurish stupid that money can buy. Yesterday I was given notice that I had to fill out the Gallup strengths profiler. To anyone who has not had this as part of their flavor of the month (We&#8217;ve done it all, lean manufacturing, ISO, yadda yadda) it&#8217;s a sort of a microcosm of the old Minnesota Multiphasic. Which I&#8217;ve taken so many times it&#8217;s not funny. <\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Tsk. Clarice, do you think you can dissect me with this blunt little tool?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I filled out the questionaire and broke it. It couldn&#8217;t figure out what to do with my answers, and suggested I take the test again.  I passed the info on to my boss, as requested, and he suggested I try again. I explained to him that I would give the exact same answers and get the exact same results, and I was done playing silly games. He forwarded the results message to HR, who called me and suggested I try again, and I explained to him that there was no way I would answer a single question differently, and he sent me onto ANOTHER HR person, and that person wanted to know if I was sure I had given the best answers I could, and I asked him what answers he would like me to give, and I would be pleased to give them. A shitstorm of stupid ensued, and then I got the &#8220;Annual review&#8221; form, (Which of course relies on the data from the test that I broke). I filled that out to the best of my ability, and I expect another shitstorm about that tomorrow. <\/p>\n<p>I have never been dishonest about a damned thing there, and I am constantly amazed that nobody has a fucking clue what to do with the truth. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>to anyone who knows me that I have gotten grouchier as I have aged, and I seem to be reaching some vertical asymptote, beyond which even my grouchiness cannot prevail. Because of this I value my friends all the more, because they understand my grouchiness and accomodate it. Meanwhile, I am beset on all sides [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6977"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6977"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6978,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6977\/revisions\/6978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}