{"id":6996,"date":"2015-02-14T05:00:42","date_gmt":"2015-02-14T10:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6996"},"modified":"2015-02-14T06:29:52","modified_gmt":"2015-02-14T11:29:52","slug":"kissing-cousins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6996","title":{"rendered":"Kissing Cousins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I watched a special with Steve Martin and Edie Brickell. That cracker can play the banjo, and that girl can sing. <\/p>\n<p>No spring chicken she, but at 49 she still fills a dress nicely and the boots look good on her. And she puts me to mind of my cousin. <\/p>\n<p>My cousin was a year or two older than me, and having grown up in a houseful of boys she knew her way around a socket set, and she was the first girl I knew who could drive a stick. She had a split bumper camaro and I remember helping her take the passenger side front quarter panel off it to change either a fan or a condenser, I don&#8217;t remember which. She looked damned good in a pair of jeans and had a face very like Edie Brickell&#8217;s. I was always a little pissed that the kind of girls I was attracted to all seemed to be first cousins. Not too many tomboys in my hometown. <\/p>\n<p>She married a cop, had a son, sort of turned into a hausfrau, but still basically had the same looks. I haven&#8217;t seen her for nearly fifteen years but I wonder if she would still grin that crooked grin and jump in a car with me and head off like hooligans down the gravel and dust of southern illinois farm roads. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I watched a special with Steve Martin and Edie Brickell. That cracker can play the banjo, and that girl can sing. No spring chicken she, but at 49 she still fills a dress nicely and the boots look good on her. And she puts me to mind of my cousin. My cousin was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6996"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6996"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6998,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6996\/revisions\/6998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}