{"id":7024,"date":"2015-02-21T06:45:49","date_gmt":"2015-02-21T11:45:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=7024"},"modified":"2015-02-21T06:45:49","modified_gmt":"2015-02-21T11:45:49","slug":"overheard-in-the-parking-lot-at-maynards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=7024","title":{"rendered":"Overheard in the parking lot at Maynards:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wife, to husband:&#8221;I don&#8217;t know why you always pull through to the parking space on the other side. It&#8217;s twice as hard to back out and if someone comes up behind you, you&#8217;re blocked in&#8221;<br \/>\nHusband to wife: &#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Partner and I had a conversation about a similar discussion he had with his girlfriend. At least Partner was sharp enough to spot the signs of impending dumbassery and not get married to her. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wife, to husband:&#8221;I don&#8217;t know why you always pull through to the parking space on the other side. It&#8217;s twice as hard to back out and if someone comes up behind you, you&#8217;re blocked in&#8221; Husband to wife: &#8230;. Partner and I had a conversation about a similar discussion he had with his girlfriend. At [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7024"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7024"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7024\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7025,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7024\/revisions\/7025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}