{"id":704,"date":"2006-02-16T21:01:31","date_gmt":"2006-02-17T02:01:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=704"},"modified":"2006-02-16T21:01:31","modified_gmt":"2006-02-17T02:01:31","slug":"you-people-and-your-got-damned-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=704","title":{"rendered":"You people and your got-damned cats."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bad enough I can barely look at Ellison&#8217;s blog without seeing the little critters, or being linked to a damned CARNIVAL of them, now Leslie has gone on TV promoting them. Jesus Jumping Christ on a Pogo stick, leave off a minute, willya? I mean,it isn&#8217;t as if Retardo the Cat will let me have a moment&#8217;s rest with him singing his hell-beast inspired night song, or waking up to a puddle of puke that I swear to god he puked in a crude pentagram, Now I gotta see more catblogging where the fuck I go looking for edutainment?  futhuluvagod, cut it OUT for ten minutes. Choo got no heart? damn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bad enough I can barely look at Ellison&#8217;s blog without seeing the little critters, or being linked to a damned CARNIVAL of them, now Leslie has gone on TV promoting them. Jesus Jumping Christ on a Pogo stick, leave off a minute, willya? I mean,it isn&#8217;t as if Retardo the Cat will let me have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/704"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=704"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/704\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}