{"id":7180,"date":"2015-03-24T06:07:21","date_gmt":"2015-03-24T11:07:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=7180"},"modified":"2015-03-24T12:54:59","modified_gmt":"2015-03-24T17:54:59","slug":"not-a-chance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=7180","title":{"rendered":"Not a chance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hoped I would be able to escape the derp, but it is every damned place, even the places I considered to be derp-free sanctuaries. <\/p>\n<p>Look, people: Robots are not what Hollywood says they are. And AI is not just around the corner. No computer yet is able to &#8220;Think&#8221; independantly of it&#8217;s programming.  And nobody will be combining those two nonexistent things for a long time. <\/p>\n<p>Industrial robots are pretty sophisticated, but no more than they need to be. And that is that. Period. Nobody is going to sell you a Chrysler Minivan and all of a sudden you find out one day it also has a swimming pool and a Cray supercomputer with articulated arms and a flamethrower; it just doesn&#8217;t happen that way, and robots will NOT all of a sudden become self aware and take over the earth. The liklihood is a lot higher that we will all be killed by a particularly virulent toe fungus that is mutating in the drains of a whorehouse shower right now. The &#8220;Killer robots&#8221; bullshit is just as stupid as chemtrails and anti vaxxing and the balance of that ignorant bullshit. <\/p>\n<p>Amended to add this quote by Ed Hering, who sums it up perfectly:<br \/>\n&#8220;You can give your robot a convincing simulation of initiative, but what you&#8217;ll actually be doing is writing a random number generator&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Perfectly put.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hoped I would be able to escape the derp, but it is every damned place, even the places I considered to be derp-free sanctuaries. Look, people: Robots are not what Hollywood says they are. And AI is not just around the corner. No computer yet is able to &#8220;Think&#8221; independantly of it&#8217;s programming. And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7180"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7180"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7180\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7183,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7180\/revisions\/7183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}