{"id":729,"date":"2006-02-28T07:22:12","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T12:22:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=729"},"modified":"2006-02-28T07:22:12","modified_gmt":"2006-02-28T12:22:12","slug":"speaking-of-earworms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=729","title":{"rendered":"Speaking of earworms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the earworms included in the previously mentioned &#8220;Super 70&#8217;s explosion&#8221; is &#8220;Spirit in the Sky&#8221; which is, in my mind, a great, great song, with the wrong lyrics. <\/p>\n<p>Great intro, great bass, great distorted guitar. And then sappy syrupy lyrics about some generic god-spirit who will clutch us tightly to his bosom when we die if we&#8217;re good. What crap. <\/p>\n<p>With that music, this is how the lyrics SHOULD sound:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m gonna kill your mother<br \/>\nyour father too<br \/>\nThen I&#8217;m coming back<br \/>\nto waste YOU.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re whole family&#8217;s gonna die<br \/>\nI&#8217;m gonna send &#8217;em up to the spirit in the sky!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Add your own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the earworms included in the previously mentioned &#8220;Super 70&#8217;s explosion&#8221; is &#8220;Spirit in the Sky&#8221; which is, in my mind, a great, great song, with the wrong lyrics. Great intro, great bass, great distorted guitar. And then sappy syrupy lyrics about some generic god-spirit who will clutch us tightly to his bosom when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=729"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}