{"id":7312,"date":"2015-05-03T05:00:29","date_gmt":"2015-05-03T10:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=7312"},"modified":"2015-05-03T19:14:43","modified_gmt":"2015-05-04T00:14:43","slug":"and-theyre-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=7312","title":{"rendered":"And they&#8217;re off!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some dapper dude at the track.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/one.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/one.jpg\" alt=\"one\" width=\"390\" height=\"256\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7313\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sure, they&#8217;re gonna win if they can FLY. (Click to embiggenate as always)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/two.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/two.jpg\" alt=\"two\" width=\"390\" height=\"256\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7317\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nThis is what people look like who don&#8217;t bet on the horses, but just watch them run.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/four.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/four.jpg\" alt=\"four\" width=\"390\" height=\"256\"  class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7321\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nhey, is that a regulation hat?<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/six.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/six.jpg\" alt=\"six\" width=\"390\" height=\"256\"  class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7323\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>All the pretty horses<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/five.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/five.jpg\" alt=\"five\" width=\"390\" height=\"256\"  class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7322\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nYou aren&#8217;t taking this seriously enough!!<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/three.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/three.jpg\" alt=\"three\" width=\"390\" height=\"256\"  class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7320\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And then there are those post race moments when you had a little too much to drink, and forgot you were wearing a dress. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/seven.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/seven.jpg\" alt=\"seven\"width=\"390\" height=\"256\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7329\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nAt least she&#8217;s wearing underwear. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some dapper dude at the track. Sure, they&#8217;re gonna win if they can FLY. (Click to embiggenate as always) This is what people look like who don&#8217;t bet on the horses, but just watch them run. hey, is that a regulation hat? All the pretty horses You aren&#8217;t taking this seriously enough!! And then there [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7312"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7312"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7331,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7312\/revisions\/7331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}