{"id":7347,"date":"2015-05-11T21:55:30","date_gmt":"2015-05-12T02:55:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=7347"},"modified":"2015-05-11T21:55:30","modified_gmt":"2015-05-12T02:55:30","slug":"we-swap-phones-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=7347","title":{"rendered":"We swap phones out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>About every two years. There&#8217;s an Apple faction, and an Android faction. Ordinarily the Apple faction is sales and other dumbasses, with a few power users; the Android folks are mostly engineers. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m clearly in the Android camp, predominantly because of the apps and the fact that Jobs never touched it. I dislike the whole cloyingly self righteous fanbois bullshit, and frankly, can do more with my phone than I need, so it&#8217;s plenty good for me. <\/p>\n<p>And when the damned phone updates it makes me nuts for a month while I try to get it back to the SETTINGS I WANTED AND HAD PERFECT BEFORE YOU UPDATED THEM. <\/p>\n<p>Lollipop my ass. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About every two years. There&#8217;s an Apple faction, and an Android faction. Ordinarily the Apple faction is sales and other dumbasses, with a few power users; the Android folks are mostly engineers. I&#8217;m clearly in the Android camp, predominantly because of the apps and the fact that Jobs never touched it. I dislike the whole [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7347"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7347"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7348,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7347\/revisions\/7348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}