{"id":748,"date":"2006-03-16T06:11:12","date_gmt":"2006-03-16T11:11:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=748"},"modified":"2006-03-16T06:11:12","modified_gmt":"2006-03-16T11:11:12","slug":"nimrod-the-cat-strikes-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=748","title":{"rendered":"Nimrod the Cat strikes again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aside from waking to a fresh puddle of cat puke, the nimrod had filled the litterbox so full that there was no more room for anything. So the wife cleans it out, a distasteful job under any circumstances, but when it&#8217;s this full I think, hell, leave the litterbox alone, stop feeding the cat. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, god forbid the literbox be clean for twelve seconds, the cat has to come in and leave a deposit. Then after a few seconds of careful scraping, he RUNS AWAY FROM THE BOX like the HOUND OF THE BASKERVILLES was hot on his tail. I swear to god,he cleared one of the kitchen chairs. If I could get him to move off my spot on the bed that fast, I&#8217;d be pleased. Fucktard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aside from waking to a fresh puddle of cat puke, the nimrod had filled the litterbox so full that there was no more room for anything. So the wife cleans it out, a distasteful job under any circumstances, but when it&#8217;s this full I think, hell, leave the litterbox alone, stop feeding the cat. Anyway, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}