{"id":749,"date":"2006-03-16T06:18:59","date_gmt":"2006-03-16T11:18:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=749"},"modified":"2006-03-16T06:18:59","modified_gmt":"2006-03-16T11:18:59","slug":"keep-acidman-in-your-prayers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=749","title":{"rendered":"Keep Acidman in your prayers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At least until he can <a href=\"http:\/\/gutrumbles.com\/archives2\/004403.php#004403\">fart properly again<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>My uncle Calvin was showing me his blackberries one day, and cut forth with a long drawn out series of what, for lack of a better word, I call &#8220;motorboat farts&#8221;. Dry and droll as ever, he remarked &#8216;A man can fart like that, can&#8217;t be too much wrong with him&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I tend to agree. Fart well, Aman. And we&#8217;re looking forward to a Fartcast. Which is like a podcast, only without the aroma.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At least until he can fart properly again. My uncle Calvin was showing me his blackberries one day, and cut forth with a long drawn out series of what, for lack of a better word, I call &#8220;motorboat farts&#8221;. Dry and droll as ever, he remarked &#8216;A man can fart like that, can&#8217;t be too [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/749"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=749"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/749\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}