{"id":7499,"date":"2015-07-18T15:38:16","date_gmt":"2015-07-18T20:38:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=7499"},"modified":"2015-07-18T15:38:16","modified_gmt":"2015-07-18T20:38:16","slug":"i-swear-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=7499","title":{"rendered":"I swear."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s like power equipment can smell the money in my bank account. The tractor just lunched a mower spindle shaft (THe one I couldn&#8217;t afford to replace last time, natch) and the parts are weeks out. Guess I&#8217;ll have to try to make them myself.Like I did last time. Damn. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s like power equipment can smell the money in my bank account. The tractor just lunched a mower spindle shaft (THe one I couldn&#8217;t afford to replace last time, natch) and the parts are weeks out. Guess I&#8217;ll have to try to make them myself.Like I did last time. Damn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7499"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7499"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7500,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7499\/revisions\/7500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}