{"id":750,"date":"2006-03-16T06:24:01","date_gmt":"2006-03-16T11:24:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=750"},"modified":"2006-03-16T06:24:01","modified_gmt":"2006-03-16T11:24:01","slug":"and-speaking-of-farts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=750","title":{"rendered":"And speaking of farts&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Made spaghetti &amp; meatballs last night. Sampled the sauce all afternoon as it cooked. Woke with what can only be described as death dealing hell farts. The acid in the sauce gave them an acridity you usually don&#8217;t experience, and the meatballs were- well, freaky. I hit the john before five, and am happy to have made it in time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Made spaghetti &amp; meatballs last night. Sampled the sauce all afternoon as it cooked. Woke with what can only be described as death dealing hell farts. The acid in the sauce gave them an acridity you usually don&#8217;t experience, and the meatballs were- well, freaky. I hit the john before five, and am happy to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=750"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}