Shop for a few minutes and use the bathroom. Come out to find a woman has absconded with my partially filled cart. <\/p>\n
“Pardon me, is that your cart? Because you seem to like the same stuff I do”<\/p>\n
She looks at the cart and at me and claps her hands over her mouth. “Oh! I’m so sorry!” I said it was fine and I didn’t mind if she wanted the stuff, I could get another cart and I hadn’t paid for anything yet. ” Oh, not, that’s ok, I’m so sorry!” she hands over the cart and I proceed down the aisle and she yells after me “You have nice stuff!”. <\/p>\n
I turn and look at her- the aisle is crowded and everyone<\/em> turns to look at her, she is so flustered she turns red and her husband, right next to her, develops a grin, as she looks at him and says “You know what I meant!!!” He keeps grinning and says “I’m not saying a word”. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Shop for a few minutes and use the bathroom. Come out to find a woman has absconded with my partially filled cart. “Pardon me, is that your cart? Because you seem to like the same stuff I do” She looks at the cart and at me and claps her hands over her mouth. “Oh! I’m […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7796"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7796"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7796\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7797,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7796\/revisions\/7797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}