{"id":787,"date":"2006-04-07T17:27:16","date_gmt":"2006-04-07T22:27:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=787"},"modified":"2006-04-07T17:27:16","modified_gmt":"2006-04-07T22:27:16","slug":"frothmistress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=787","title":{"rendered":"Frothmistress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>asks the musical question: <a href=\"http:\/\/frothingatthemouse.blogspot.com\/2006\/04\/monster-bugs-from-ground.html\">Which makes a worse &#8220;smush&#8221;? Junebugs or cockroaches? <\/a><\/p>\n<p>I happen to have a lot of experience in this area of expertise, and I can easily say: Neither. The best &#8220;smush&#8221; is a Potato Bug, (I&#8217;m not sure of it&#8217;s actual name) a bright red beetle with a hard shell that I managed to convince my kid sister one year were &#8220;potato berries&#8221;. The crunch of her eating those berries will be with me all my life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>asks the musical question: Which makes a worse &#8220;smush&#8221;? Junebugs or cockroaches? I happen to have a lot of experience in this area of expertise, and I can easily say: Neither. The best &#8220;smush&#8221; is a Potato Bug, (I&#8217;m not sure of it&#8217;s actual name) a bright red beetle with a hard shell that I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}