{"id":7870,"date":"2016-06-27T11:53:31","date_gmt":"2016-06-27T16:53:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=7870"},"modified":"2016-06-27T11:53:52","modified_gmt":"2016-06-27T16:53:52","slug":"this-mornings-outgoing-mail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=7870","title":{"rendered":"This morning&#8217;s outgoing mail."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nBurpee<br \/>\nAttn: Customer Service Returns<br \/>\n300 Park Ave<br \/>\nWarminster, PA 18974<br \/>\nGentlemen:<br \/>\nEnclosed please find three packets of tomato seeds. I purchased them at a garden center, hoping that the quality I found there would be higher than the quality of no name brand seeds purchased at a big box store.<br \/>\nThe seeds in question never germinated. I tried again, no luck. The starters were kept moist and warm and in the sun.<br \/>\nThe Walmart seeds I bought last year,germinated. Every single one in the pack. The pack of seeds cost me $.50 at Walmart, and there were a couple dozen seeds in it, a couple pennies a plant. Fairly nice tomatoes, too.<br \/>\nThe Burpee seeds I purchased totaled $6.07 for not so much as a single plant. I ended up buying starts for about $12 to have some tomatoes this season. Those are doing fine. And they are the same varieties as the seeds I purchased, more or less.<br \/>\nI do not expect a refund, though I would take it if you would send it. Rather, I would like it if whoever is in charge of Tomato seed production would take these three seed packets and insert them into a bodily orifice of their choosing, packets and all. Possibly adding a pinecone for luck.<br \/>\nThank you for your time<br \/>\nDissapointedly,<\/p>\n<p>Og<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Burpee Attn: Customer Service Returns 300 Park Ave Warminster, PA 18974 Gentlemen: Enclosed please find three packets of tomato seeds. I purchased them at a garden center, hoping that the quality I found there would be higher than the quality of no name brand seeds purchased at a big box store. The seeds in question [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7870","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7870"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7870"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7870\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7872,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7870\/revisions\/7872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}