{"id":802,"date":"2006-04-16T09:09:14","date_gmt":"2006-04-16T14:09:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=802"},"modified":"2006-04-16T09:09:14","modified_gmt":"2006-04-16T14:09:14","slug":"happy-easter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=802","title":{"rendered":"Happy easter!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m always amused a the number of C&amp;E&#8217;s we get at our parish. During the regular 7:30 mass, you could shoot a cannon down the middle of church and never hit anyone. Today, I had to get there at 6:45 to get our &#8220;regular&#8221; seat. <\/p>\n<p>I won&#8217;t cast aspersions on these people, because many of not all of them are far better people than me. Showing up for mass every sunday doesn&#8217;t get you a seat on that last bus, believe me. <\/p>\n<p>No, it amuses me that these folks don&#8217;t know the changes the nimrod paster has been making in their absence, so they&#8217;re sitting\/standing\/kneeling\/praying\/singing at all the wrong times, and they&#8217;re all embarrassed by it. <\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t be. You showed up. Our &#8220;regular pastor&#8221;, asshat that he is, will probably give the nine o&#8217;clock mass grief for being &#8220;prodigal&#8221;, but the associate pastor, Father Brian, gave a sermon that hit home nicely: This is our joy as Christians. <\/p>\n<p>Happy Easter all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m always amused a the number of C&amp;E&#8217;s we get at our parish. During the regular 7:30 mass, you could shoot a cannon down the middle of church and never hit anyone. Today, I had to get there at 6:45 to get our &#8220;regular&#8221; seat. I won&#8217;t cast aspersions on these people, because many of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/802"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=802"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/802\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}