{"id":817,"date":"2006-04-24T06:48:51","date_gmt":"2006-04-24T11:48:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=817"},"modified":"2006-04-24T06:48:51","modified_gmt":"2006-04-24T11:48:51","slug":"once-upon-a-time-i-thought-i-could-fart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=817","title":{"rendered":"Once upon a time, i thought I could fart."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And then this guy came along.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"sleeper.JPG\" src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/sleeper.JPG\" width=\"700\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sleeping under my desk. Having puppy dreams. Running on place, and farting up a storm. Every so often a little hint wafts itself up from underneath, and it makes me gag. I&#8217;ve had to open the window twice. if it gets above 60, I may just leave it open.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And then this guy came along. Sleeping under my desk. Having puppy dreams. Running on place, and farting up a storm. Every so often a little hint wafts itself up from underneath, and it makes me gag. I&#8217;ve had to open the window twice. if it gets above 60, I may just leave it open.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=817"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}