And because one of our number is fading<\/p>\n
Blogger’s Saga<\/strong><\/p>\n Back when the earth had cooled and we were young We stood aloft on wings of bits and bytes We laughed and fought and crapblogged through the night We rode the wave and saw statcounters tick of Og, and Acidman and Eli’s son But nothing lasts forever and it came And so we drifted off into the vast Of who we all once were, and who we are. So from one of Blogging’s redhead, bastard sons And because one of our number is fading Blogger’s Saga Back when the earth had cooled and we were young The internet was just as young as we To thoughts and plans and humor we gave tongue, for t’was convenient, easy, fun, and free. We stood aloft on wings of bits and bytes Our most […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8269"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8269"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8270,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8269\/revisions\/8270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nThe internet was just as young as we
\nTo thoughts and plans and humor we gave tongue,
\nfor t’was convenient, easy, fun, and free.<\/p>\n
\nOur most barbaric yawp, we sounded out
\nAnd so our private musings did take flight
\nEveryone knew what we were all about<\/p>\n
\nWe met new friends and travelled through their eyes.
\nThe world was ours to master, damn the fight
\nour hands upon it’s throat, despite the cries<\/p>\n
\nA geiger counter of our waxing fame
\nAnother shitpost soon would do the trick
\nthen everyone on earth would know the name<\/p>\n
\nof Baldilocks and Harvey and both Kims
\nOf Keesie, and Frank J, and everyone
\nwho posted under their own pseudonyms. <\/p>\n
\nto pass that Facebook, Twitter, and the lot
\ndistracted us all from our blogging game
\ncollective attention span was mostly shot. <\/p>\n
\nand constantly increasing cyberspace
\nOur voices may in fact be still, at last,
\nbut each typed word has left a subtle trace<\/p>\n
\nA crowd of armchair commentariat
\na click of bloggers from both near and far
\ndevoted to the art of chewing fat.<\/p>\n
\nto one who shone like diamonds in the sky
\nRemember, now, that you will be the ones
\nWho may pass on- but never, ever die. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"