One of them is the nature of my digestive system. It obviously has been a while but there have been many crapblogging opportunities. Here’s a memory I hope you enjoy.<\/p>\n
Out on a job, I visit some friends locally who invite me to dinner rather than meet me at a restaurant. I’m always up for a home cooked meal and they are very gracious hosts.<\/p>\n
Later that same night I wake up to some intestinal pressure which I hope is gas. I switch to the shit fart detector circuitry to red alert and crack off an exploratory fart. It seems as everything is in the proper third state of matter so I carefully loosen the sphincter and I’m rewarded with a resonant note that Trails off into a deep staccato. I relax because I am please not to have soiled another hotel bed. And then the aroma wafts up from beneath the duvet.<\/p>\n
You wouldn’t think that pork chops and collard greens could turn into something that smelled that bad, but it definitely can.<\/p>\n
And here I am in a hotel room in Poughkeepsie, breathing my last poison breath, and I never even got to say goodbye to my toaster.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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