{"id":864,"date":"2006-05-23T07:24:38","date_gmt":"2006-05-23T12:24:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=864"},"modified":"2006-05-23T07:24:38","modified_gmt":"2006-05-23T12:24:38","slug":"a-dogs-busy-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=864","title":{"rendered":"A dog&#8217;s busy day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wake up. <\/p>\n<p>Chew dad&#8217;s head<\/p>\n<p>Go outside, roll in wet grass, run around<\/p>\n<p>Come inside. Pee. <\/p>\n<p>eat cat until 11:00. Try to make the cat make that funny noise again that sounds like a cement mixer full of weasels<\/p>\n<p>sleep.<\/p>\n<p>Sleep. <\/p>\n<p>Eat a sock. <\/p>\n<p>sleep.<\/p>\n<p>Wake up, make noises like I have to go outside.<\/p>\n<p>Go outside. Roll in wet grass. <\/p>\n<p>Come inside. Pee.<\/p>\n<p>spread the sunday edition of the hammond times across the livingroom floor. Reduce to 1&#8243; squares. <\/p>\n<p>Eat the cat.<\/p>\n<p>sleep<\/p>\n<p>sleep<\/p>\n<p>chase the empty pop bottle across the floor, making the most noise a 6 lb dog can make.<\/p>\n<p>sleep<\/p>\n<p>sleep<\/p>\n<p>chew on dad&#8217;s head<\/p>\n<p>go to sleep with my belly against dad&#8217;s head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wake up. Chew dad&#8217;s head Go outside, roll in wet grass, run around Come inside. Pee. eat cat until 11:00. Try to make the cat make that funny noise again that sounds like a cement mixer full of weasels sleep. Sleep. Eat a sock. sleep. Wake up, make noises like I have to go outside. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/864"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=864"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/864\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}