{"id":882,"date":"2006-06-05T07:27:23","date_gmt":"2006-06-05T12:27:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=882"},"modified":"2006-06-05T07:27:23","modified_gmt":"2006-06-05T12:27:23","slug":"bob-uecker-has-a-stalker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=882","title":{"rendered":"Bob Uecker has a stalker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>There&#8217;s a bung for every hole<\/em><\/p>\n<p>years ago I worked with a woman who got married to an offshoot relative of Mr Uecker. Her name was Cox, and she hyphenated the name, becoming Mrs Cox-Uecker. <\/p>\n<p>She really had no idea what she&#8217;d done. <\/p>\n<p>Almost a year later, she asked me why people always seemed to titter when she said her name. <\/p>\n<p>I said it out loud a couple times, then mimed the act.<\/p>\n<p>She thought about it for a few moments, turned a deep beet red, and walked away. They didn&#8217;t use the hyphenated name after that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a bung for every hole years ago I worked with a woman who got married to an offshoot relative of Mr Uecker. Her name was Cox, and she hyphenated the name, becoming Mrs Cox-Uecker. She really had no idea what she&#8217;d done. Almost a year later, she asked me why people always seemed to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-882","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=882"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}