Mr Customer: “How much does this machine weigh?”
\nme: “I really don’t know. I’m a robot guy, but I can get you someone who can tell you exactly how much”
\nMr Customer:”Can’t you make a guess?”
\nMe: “If I guessed i’d just be doing that, and I’d rather get you the correct information, I really just don’t know”
\nMr Customer:”Well, just take a guess”
\nme:” It’ll most certainly be wrong, so I’ll just go get X, and he’ll give you an accurate number”
\nMr Customer:” Dammit, can’t you just answer a simple question? I’m not gonna hold you to it”
\nme:” Well, in my admittedly totally incapable opinion, i’d say around 13,000 lbs”
\nMr Customer: “You’re wrong, it can’t possibly weigh that much”
\nme:”……”<\/p>\n
Want to know thew kicker?<\/p>\n
Mr Customer:” Your guy here says that machine weighs 13,000 lbs”
\nMachine salesman:”No, he’s wrong. That machine weighs 13,120 lbs”
\nMr Customer:”….”<\/p>\n
What the hell do you have to say to people to get them to believe you? About ANYTHING?<\/p>\n
Good god.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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