{"id":932,"date":"2006-07-09T09:32:13","date_gmt":"2006-07-09T14:32:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=932"},"modified":"2006-07-09T09:32:13","modified_gmt":"2006-07-09T14:32:13","slug":"the-one-guys-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=932","title":{"rendered":"The one Guy’s Birthday"},"content":{"rendered":"

Beerbrains Joe<\/a> turns 39 today. <\/p>\n

Hell, that ain’t no thing. I’ve turned 39 lots of times. In fact, I have a coupe pair of underdrawers that old. I’m wearing one now.<\/p>\n

Hey, as long as there’s ONE fruit of the loom guy hanging on to the waitband, it’s still a valid pair of underwear. Shut up. <\/p>\n

Anyway, In Honor of Beerbrains (I guess when you have a jarhead that pronounced you have to fill it with SOMETHING) I’d like to take a few moments today and give something to Joe that I know he’ll appreciate: A couple of erotic dancers.<\/p>\n\n\n
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Joes bday present
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Watch Video Clip<\/strong><\/font> <\/a> <\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

Sorry about the commercial.
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\nVideo clip, of course, courtesy of EVTV1- here<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Beerbrains Joe turns 39 today. Hell, that ain’t no thing. I’ve turned 39 lots of times. In fact, I have a coupe pair of underdrawers that old. I’m wearing one now. Hey, as long as there’s ONE fruit of the loom guy hanging on to the waitband, it’s still a valid pair of underwear. Shut […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=932"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}