{"id":939,"date":"2006-07-13T07:23:52","date_gmt":"2006-07-13T12:23:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=939"},"modified":"2006-07-13T07:23:52","modified_gmt":"2006-07-13T12:23:52","slug":"as-you-drag-those-cans-to-the-curb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=939","title":{"rendered":"As you drag those cans to the curb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Think to yourself: &#8220;Why did I schedule my surgery on the same weekend as the ogmeet? My liver isn&#8217;t really that bad.&#8221; and tap yourself lightly on the face. Think of the hundreds (well, dozens. Okay, five) people you&#8217;re going to miss by not attending, and all the <strike> naked table dancing by Leslie<\/strike> good times  you&#8217;re going to miss, and the additional missed opportunities for blowing stuff up. Think of what you&#8217;re doing instead. The kid will have hundreds of baseball games, There will be thousands of re-enactmente. There will only be ONE Ogmeet 2006. What were you thinking? <\/p>\n<p>Now, go forth and have a good day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Think to yourself: &#8220;Why did I schedule my surgery on the same weekend as the ogmeet? My liver isn&#8217;t really that bad.&#8221; and tap yourself lightly on the face. Think of the hundreds (well, dozens. Okay, five) people you&#8217;re going to miss by not attending, and all the naked table dancing by Leslie good times [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/939"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=939"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/939\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}