{"id":948,"date":"2006-07-20T17:34:03","date_gmt":"2006-07-20T22:34:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=948"},"modified":"2006-07-20T17:34:03","modified_gmt":"2006-07-20T22:34:03","slug":"crapropractor-blogging","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=948","title":{"rendered":"Crapropractor blogging"},"content":{"rendered":"

So on or about the first of July, I fuck up my back. Not a big fuckup, mind you, just lifted something I shouldn’t have.<\/p>\n

THe downside of this has been a couple of weeks of pain. The further downside has been that at, for instance, the Ogmeet, I wasn’t able to enjoy myself as much as I could have, as i was in constant pain. I also spent some evenings this week overdoing it, so that as of last night, percocet was the only thing that would let me sleep. <\/p>\n

So today I break away from a conference call at work to visit my chiropracter<\/a>, and she turned me inside out, hit my spleen with a hammer a couple times, played the xylophone on my ribcage for a while, and then zapped me with electromassage and ultrasound. And as I was walking out of her office, I found I had to hit the can. Hard.<\/p>\n

I used the john at the office complex. I used the john at the corner gas station, I used the john at the Dunkin Donuts. I used the john at the Home Depot. I used the john at the Menards. I used the john at the Walgreens. I shat more in that trip home than I’ve shit in a week. It’s as if the back pain was shutting off the urge to shit, and the spinal adjustment turned it back on. Whatever the case, I cannot now stand outside in a stiff wind, because I’m so empty I reverberate lie a bell. If I had anything else to let go of, I would, but I shit things I hadn’t ever eaten. (Circus peanuts? I’ve never even HAD circus peanuts!) I don’t know if this is normal, but I know I’m not, so I’m not concerned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So on or about the first of July, I fuck up my back. Not a big fuckup, mind you, just lifted something I shouldn’t have. THe downside of this has been a couple of weeks of pain. The further downside has been that at, for instance, the Ogmeet, I wasn’t able to enjoy myself as […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/948"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=948"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/948\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}