{"id":965,"date":"2006-07-29T22:55:29","date_gmt":"2006-07-30T03:55:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=965"},"modified":"2006-07-29T22:55:29","modified_gmt":"2006-07-30T03:55:29","slug":"blogwar-third-verse-same-as-the-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=965","title":{"rendered":"Blogwar, third verse, same as the first."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On a Thursday in june (no! Wait! in July!)<br \/>\na <a href=\"http:\/\/thundernroses.typepad.com\/thunder_and_roses\/2006\/07\/life_isnt_fair_.html\">Zonker<\/a> I know caught some slings going by<br \/>\nAs an arrow or two<br \/>\nZoomed right over his head<br \/>\n&#8220;I must stop this now,<br \/>\nor I soon will be dead!&#8221;<br \/>\nhe thought and he puzzled<br \/>\nat what he should do<br \/>\nand who should be muzzled<br \/>\nand punished (times two)<br \/>\nHe smiled as he thought<br \/>\ngave his fingers a snap<br \/>\nhe slipped on his shoes<br \/>\nand he grabbed his red hat<br \/>\nHe visited Vman and Ellison and Cat<br \/>\nhe told them all stories of fire and of fat<br \/>\nhe cursed his opponent<br \/>\nand asked for their help<br \/>\nthey jumped up and pointed<br \/>\nand said with a yelp<br \/>\n&#8220;You fight your own battles<br \/>\nyou ungratrful dope!<br \/>\nwe have no bad blood<br \/>\nbetween us and <a href=\"http:\/\/chouchope.mu.nu\/archives\/188131.php\">chou chope<\/a>&#8221;<br \/>\nthen Zonker returned<br \/>\nslinking, back to his lair<br \/>\nand wondering why he<br \/>\nhad had no luck there<br \/>\nhe logged in to MT<br \/>\nand posted some drivel<br \/>\nthen went off to bed<br \/>\nbegan softly to snivel<br \/>\n&#8220;I must stop this war<br \/>\nso I don&#8217;t get delinked&#8221;<br \/>\nthen he looked out the window<br \/>\nand quickly he blinked<br \/>\n&#8220;There&#8217;s a whole crowd of people<br \/>\nout on my front lawn&#8221;<br \/>\nso he rolled up a blunt<br \/>\nand said &#8221; Fuck it, till dawn&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On a Thursday in june (no! Wait! in July!) a Zonker I know caught some slings going by As an arrow or two Zoomed right over his head &#8220;I must stop this now, or I soon will be dead!&#8221; he thought and he puzzled at what he should do and who should be muzzled and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/965"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=965"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/965\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}