All your jesus are belong to us. epileptics, please don’t click.

The truth will set you free. the truth about what, I don’t know.

Were you born an asshole?

You’ll shoot your eye out! with FRICKIN LASERS!

Anything you never wanted to know?

Flaming Scrotum!

it’s the most horrible website of the year! Epileptics beware.

You’re using two empty halves of coconuts and banging them together!

The world’s worst website

A truly special olympics

the biggest idiot on the world wide web

Digital Rectal Exam! Will you really have to cut me in half, Doctor?

And in case you just now noticed you have a cock and a balzac, here’s some suggestions as to how they might be used.